Another Door Closed

Well, that's another band I can write off being excited about: the Horrors have gone from wanting to be the Birthday Party to wanting to be Deerhunter. I can't stretch my jaw wide enough to accommodate the accompanying yawn.

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Shortly, I'll be posting camcorder footage of Barack elbowing a middle-aged protester in the back - but cool your jets, Antifa bandwagoneers! That middle-aged malcontent happens to be Dick Morris! Oh, what is an uneasy confederation of libertarians & social-democrats to do?

All these mixed messages are making me thirsty. Better crack open of o' these Rockstar energy drinks... *fssshht* Aaaaaah! The sweet, cough-syrupy taste of hate...

So It Goes

There is a lesson to be learned from the following 1-2 punch from the otherwise-excellent Ktismatics. Here is the first post, dated February 5, 2009:

I’ve launched a new blog called Ecliptics.

This new blog will feature the work and personal observations of writers, filmmakers, musicians, activists, theorists, and...

So on and so forth. The noblest of intentions executed on an ambitious but feasible scale. Along comes the very next post on Ktismatics, dated March 23, 2009:

I’m finished with the Ecliptics blog. Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

I dare you to find me a truer allegory or more succinct encapsulation of the internet as a whole.