Okay, so it's not actually an "expert" - it's just me, agreeing with, uh, myself that the new Boredoms album is (repetition for emphasis in full effect) boring as hell.
The point is that the good folks at City Paper have let me voice my opinions in a public fashion, and have rewarded me monetarily for my effort. Which is good, because the whole "But I'm an artiste!" routine wears real thin when you're not even bringing in money to cover groceries. My wife is a saint.