Sunday, July 17, 2005

"Jean Butt Fetishist Hurls Acid On Women"

It's an exceedingly weird news day, not the least of which is the above story regarding a 34-year-old metalworker who's been trying to burn the seat out of women's trousers with sulfuric acid. "It really turned me on to see a butt in a pair of jeans," he explained in his confession to the police.

Elsewhere in the world, a man threatened suicide atop Space Mountain at Hong Kong Disneyland, spectators were shot with a starting gun at a Thai high school, religious fanatics are picking fights with people who can't hit back (not that that's unheard of), and Spain claims to have gone "infinitely gay".

I, for one, am going back to bed.

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