Sunday, January 07, 2007

Best Poem Ever

Who knows, had these guys arrived a decade earlier, I probably would have really really dug 'em. As it stands, Bear Vs. Who Cares (evidently, 'cuz they broke up already), but I just had to share this little tidbit culled from another sublime Onion list.

I Just Watched XXX And It Was Awesome
by Bear Vs. Shark's Derek Kiesgen

he jumped barns
he jumped avalanches
he jumped jumps
I kept throwing up and crying because it was so awesome.


Anonymous said...

Derek Kiesgen is a prophet.

Anonymous said...