Not to be all Chicken Little, but:
The Death of Free Internet: Imminent
The Orphan Works Act: Your Work Will No Longer Be Yours
The Middle Class: Going, Going...
Habeas Corpus: ...Gone!
But at least, uh, if there's no internet, it'll be harder to steal people's creative work... right?
This Just In: More Bad News!
Charm City lost a true original: DJ K-Swift, R.I.P.
But hey, at least someone out there is owning up to the horror they unleashed.